I was watching an old episode of Sex and the City, the one where Carrie and Big are walking after dinner at this place where Big had asked the other diners if he could smoke his cigar and Carrie thinks she hates his arrogance. So they’re walking and he’s smoking, and a tall, hot girl with gorgeous legs walks by and Big’s eyes wander. Carrie says “Hey!” and takes his face by the chin to make him look at her and not the girl.

And it got me thinking if Le Boyfriend had a wandering eye. So I thought back to all the time we hung out together at cafes and malls and I realized that he _does_ have a wandering eye. For cars. Sports cars. Specifically Subarus.

And I realized that _I’m_ the one who has a wandering eye for hot girls. Specifically hot girls with fab shoes.

What does that say about us?

LOL.